my cousin called my mom and told her we are going to disney over winter break and my mom said “the happiest place in the world is my house. we should start charging admission.”
Rupert Graves is going to be in an episode of Doctor Who this season. Benedict Cumberbatch is in the new Star Trek Movie. Christopher Eccleston is gonna be the villain in Thor 2.
It’s like everyone accidentally walked into the wrong classroom and are too British and polite to leave the lecture.
→ A saccharine quote about staying true to yourself, following your heart, and changing the world one blockbuster film at a time.
my favorite game is called “how many episodes can I watch in one night”
I love the bonus round where you try to convince yourself that you can watch a 45 minute episode in like 20 minutes
when i get put on hold for longer than 5 minutes i feel like the people on the other line are just standing around and mocking me. then they look at my blinking light and say things like “HAH look at this idiot, let’s make her wait til the FOREVERRRR!”
This is so accurate. Needs more of DAT ASS tho.